THE END OF THE UNIVERSE: WHICH THEORY WILL IT BE????

Today, I am NOT going to post something about Webemon. I'm going to post something scientific. Something about OUTER SPACE. Now, if anybody from Ms. Earl's class is reading this, they will know what I'm talking about, blah, blah, blah, because I did my IRP on Outer Space. Anyway, today, I'm going to talk about the theories of the END of the universe. Next time I post, Space Talk will probably be on the theories for the BEGINNING of the universe. OK. Let's get this party started.
The FIRST theory I will talk about is the one you probably know about, or at least heard of before. It is the Big Crunch. The Big Crunch was developed only a little after the Big Bang theory was announced. And do you know who helped create the theory for the Big Crunch???? Well, nobody else but Albert Einstein. The Big Crunch is basically the opposite of the Big Bang, instead of EXPLODING OUTWARDS, it COLLAPSES INWARDS. It's like... the--- OH, FORGET IT!!!! Just imagine the universe getting sucked into this tiny dot, only about 2 nanometers across. Then, it winks out of existence. That's sort of like what the Big Crunch is like. HOWEVER, scientists have found new evidence to which the Big Crunch theory might NOT BE RIGHT!!!! Astronomers have run a scan, and have found there is NOT enough mass in the universe for the big Crunch to happen. But as you all know, the universe is expanding, and someday, the universe might have enough mass for the Big Crunch to happen.
The SECOND theory is the Big Rip. This one is less known, for it was created more RECENTLY. In fact, it is more recent then you think. It is about 82 years AFTER the Big Crunch. Do the math. (cricket, cricket, chirp, chirp). Yes, it WAS CREATED IN 2007!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, the Big Rip states that about, oh, 15 billion years from now, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING in the universe, down to the tiniest quark will be RIPPED APART. Hence the name. First, about 1 year till the end, gravity will become SOOOOOOOOO weak that galaxies will not be able to hold themselves together. Then, 5 months till the end, gravity will, like, fail altogether. Then, Earth will be spinning off to who knows where. 1 day till the end, all the cities will be slowly ripped apart. 1 hour till the end, humans will be ripped apart. In the last nanosecond, all atoms will be ripped apart, and the universe is no more. HOWEVER, DO NOT FEAR!!!!!! This will NOT HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFETIME!!!! Of course, unless this 2012 nonsense is true.... then, feel free to say, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is much more I would like to say, but its late now, so I must draw this to a close. YAWN.